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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:15
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Would you date/marry a guy younger than you? If no, why not?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What do you remember that 95% of us have forgotten?
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
How do you know when your skirt is too short?
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
What 10 things have you stopped doing in your life?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
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So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Bucheron and Myriel’s Karyn Tomlinson win James Beard Awards - Star Tribune
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Why am I sweating so much when I try to do anything?
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Next, they tried...
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives